max

1. (Max) (3533↑, 1262↓)

Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."

"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing\!"

Author: The Van Man http://max.urbanup.com/1778833

2. (max) (1798↑, 486↓)

"Max" Origin: Latin Meaning: Diminutive of Maximilian: Greatest. Commonly used with the word "Lightning" Origin: Welsh Meaning: lionlike; lightning True to thier name all Max's are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

" Max Lightnig..... "

Author: Danag boyz http://max.urbanup.com/3016386

3. (Max) (888↑, 436↓)

The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.

Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.

Author: mmYumTomatoes http://max.urbanup.com/3007307

4. (Max) (686↑, 281↓)

The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a super great boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Max.. Max.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. Max. My Max.

Max is super epic. No doubt about it.

Author: ManiacMoni http://max.urbanup.com/3557666

5. (max) (972↑, 581↓)

The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.

I wish I could have a max-day. Why can Max have a max-day everyday?

Author: magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans http://max.urbanup.com/2838749

6. (max) (744↑, 451↓)

max truly does mean more

yo shaquanda u c max, hes got so much more\!

Author: larsie http://max.urbanup.com/1778547

7. (Max) (349↑, 113↓)

What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.

Max: Hey, I'm Max. Girls: *faint*

Author: destr0y3r http://max.urbanup.com/3244579

8. (max) (303↑, 178↓)

1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up". 2. Under cover rapper. 3. Once addicted to caffine. 4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life 5. A male will a large reproductive organ [penis]. 6. Loves "cup noodles" 7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters 8. Friend of Bigfoot 9. most commonly all defenitions

1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs. c.s.i guy2: damn it [johnson] another one in the same week nameless pimp: his name musta been Max Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max 2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect. audience: DAAAYUUMMM 3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock? Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig? 4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus flourince: damn man your whack *40 years later* -wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too\! 5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom girl 2: Why you so happy? girl 1: I met a max 6. jessica alba: you wana do it? max: um okay do you have cup noodles here jessica: um yeah max: can i have it? jessica: you wana do it?\!? max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles jessica: um yeah here max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES\!\!\!\!\! 7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands. Thomas the train: aw hell no\! 8. max: aw damn man this is my song bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc. 9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks [assballs] luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles. mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet... mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well... luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser

Author: max aka friend of bigfoot http://max.urbanup.com/2845398

9. (Max) (240↑, 122↓)

To get extremely high, to the point of not being able to stand.

"Dude let's get hella maxed tonight\!"

Author: emirosesc http://max.urbanup.com/2849356

10. (max) (181↑, 71↓)

A person with an extremely large [penis], extremely huge\!

OMG, that guy over there in the speedos is totally a max\!

Author: afdasfgasfd http://max.urbanup.com/3179212

11. (max) (117↑, 67↓)

The act of consuming any large amount of food, eating a lot of something

I'm finna max on that burger and fries...watch out. Oh man dude, I'm so hungry right now, I could probably max a fat-ass horse.

Author: Megan L-S http://max.urbanup.com/2882085

12. (max) (76↑, 31↓)

one who has a tripod, or kick stand to rest on at any given moment. And who is also known as a hot chunk of man meat. For a lack of a better combo.

I wish I was Max, so that I could rest on my kickstand at any time.

Author: Grizaholic http://max.urbanup.com/3340424

13. (Max) (63↑, 23↓)

Adjective, to experience something to the fullest. to have all of

There is nothing to do, I'm max bored. or Tonight I'm going to get drunk, we need to pick up max alcohol.

Author: Motigino http://max.urbanup.com/4115835

14. (MAX) (53↑, 21↓)

More than you will ever need or want. Yet you still want it anyway. An awkward shy guy that gives the best hugs. Kind of geeky and likes RADIOHEAD. Makes you feel great when your around but leaves you more than empty after. A player with no feelings. A smile that makes you melt into skittles Gentle kisser but bites to hard.

Look at that cheeser on MAX. Forget him sweetie he's a MAX. Yeah that MAX asked me to RADIOHEAD.

Author: Treycsucksfool http://max.urbanup.com/4432010

15. (Max) (57↑, 29↓)

The sweetest most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever have in the world. He is cuddly, [sensual], thoughtful, handsome and has the most gorgeous green eyes anyone could hope for. He spoils me and gives me more than I've ever dreamed of. Max is the guy that is strong and supportive and keeps me on my feet and motivated when I need to be but is there to catch me when I fall or when I'm sick and afraid or need help. He is the best person I've known and I want everyone to know how wonderful he is too.

max is the best kisser, sexy

Author: Babydoll4858 http://max.urbanup.com/4643707

16. (max) (101↑, 77↓)

max is a word that meens 'cool dude' who always has to be in with the fashion, but mostly wears skinny jeans and topman hoodies. max is a boys name.

'whos max?' 'oh, his a cool dude'

Author: kj,l http://max.urbanup.com/2803790

17. (Max) (32↑, 10↓)

Max is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Max is just Max. You have to love him, or hate him.

Max is who he is. Love him or hate him.

Author: lovernotafighter\<3 http://max.urbanup.com/5351977

18. (Max) (42↑, 20↓)

Max, is the hottest, sexiest, most amazing guy I have ever met. I love him with all my heart, forever and always. :) Even though i don't deserve him, he still manages to stick with me through thick and thin. He is the best boyfriend I have ever had, and I hope to be with him forever .

Kylee and Max are going to be together forever.

Author: KyleeandMaxforever http://max.urbanup.com/4707158

19. (Max) (36↑, 16↓)

He is a man's man and a woman's man. Everyone wants to be around him. He makes you smile just being in the same room as him. A lot of people take advantage of him. He still has a good heart even if it is a little closed off. He is very Strong willed and extremely intelligent. He is always entertaining it is never a dull moment when Max is around. If I had a man I'd want him to be a Max.

If there were a Max here no one would be bored.

Author: unparalleledunderstanding http://max.urbanup.com/4833097

20. (MAX) (25↑, 8↓)

MAX: The all powerful creator of the universe. He/it molded our galaxy out of pure awesomeness with his/its bare hands. For him/it, ladies gather in masses just to be within of couple miles of his extraordinarily remarkable superbness. Sometimes modern language cannot even suffice\! HE IS THE ἀλήθεια, THE ἄναξ, the list goes on..... basically max is the shit of all shits.

"MAX." " Oh look\! There in the sky\! its MAX\!" " And once again the day is saved by MAX\!" " That sex was like MAX\!\!"

Author: oneundermax http://max.urbanup.com/5398227

21. (max) (47↑, 30↓)

Another word for relax.

"you going out tonight" "nah, I'm just gonna max at the crib"

Author: lugo512 http://max.urbanup.com/3481624

22. (Max) (11↑, 1↓)

A sexy bisexual guy, always out for a good time, but can be horribly awkward. Can't give up on his friends, as hopeless as they are, and even if he says he does, within a couple of days, hes back. Usually scrawny, and easily taken advantage of. Goofy grins all around\max Doesn't much like energy drinks, but give him a soda any day. Most say he would be a awesome boyfriend, but hes very nervous and anxious around some people, and takes awhile to be comfortable with someone. If somethings bothering him, its not unusual for him to hide out alone, and for not many people to notice. Has his best times with people who are more outgoing than him.

1.) " Yeah, Max comforted me last night... I don't know how many things he can take. He doesn't seem to have people that /he/ can rely on." " Eh, its how he is. Not like he has any problems anyhow." 2.) Max: *chuckles, giving a small smile* Ah, Sorry. I'm a bit out of it today... Sam: I would expect so. *laughs out loud* I just woke you up\max\! * is standing outside, poking head through his room's window* Max: What, is it like, 2 AM? Sam: YESH. NOW, get a shirt on, and lets go\! *leans in to nip his cheek, then jumps back out onto the yard*

Author: Guy\max http://max.urbanup.com/6015206

23. (Max) (39↑, 29↓)

To screw, have sex, get busy.

Yeah we finally maxed last night. She was a freak\!

Author: Dr. Quez http://max.urbanup.com/4041952

24. (Max) (12↑, 5↓)

Max is a person who talks loudly and excessively. He is always trying to get a large amount of people to laugh, which he usually fails at. However, he can be funny sometimes. He likes to make jokes about current events, especially. Max also sometimes "crosses the line". Max can be annoying sometimes and can blatantly disrespect other people. He is also very intelligent and logical (especially in science). Besides that, he has a lot of good taste for sitcoms and most music.

Person\#1: Hey, check out that guy who's trying to make that large crowd laugh. Person\#2: Geez, he's probably a Max.

Author: jonsash http://max.urbanup.com/5527895

25. (Max) (7↑, 1↓)

Max.a lover, a bestfriend and an amazing guy all around. Stands up for what he beleives in and is always there for his girlfriend, even if she can get quite loony at times. Very funny and charming somtimes abit of a kluts but is definetly loved for it. He's very loving and caring and is the best person to be inlove with.

Person1 "isn't Max a little weird" Person 2" Yes but he's my Max and I love it "

Author: mushy Willow http://max.urbanup.com/5831556

26. (Max) (8↑, 2↓)

a Max is the sort of guy that is a triple threat: sexy, great personality and he's great in bed. the only downside to a max is that he tries to be all cool like and doesnt reveal his secrets. but all and all he is ridiculously sexy and an amazing guy

WOAOAAAHHH look at that guy he is a TOTAL Max

Author: sugartts144 http://max.urbanup.com/5767373

27. (Max) (7↑, 1↓)

Max is a great guy who might ignore you for a while but when he talks to you again, it'll make your day. You'll wonder how you came to know such an amazing, hot, and hilarious guy. Likes to be rebellious and listen to death metal.

Oh look at Max. He's ignoring me again. Oh my gosh, Max finally talked to me again\! He's so fantastic...

Author: Crikey\! It's a Chicken\! http://max.urbanup.com/5741352

28. (Max) (5↑, 1↓)

A natural artist who has a huge, unique imagination. Max So much fun to be around, but leaves you empty inside. He may only be out looking for some fun, because a Max is a natural player. He is an amazing boyfriend, and I never want to leave him. I'm so lucky to have my Max. He has the most geogous blue eyes I have ever seen. Max is a true skater. If us got the chance he would skate all day. He loves to get high, and really loves his weed.

Girl one: (holding picture) Girl two: woah what is that? Girl one: I don't know. Max drew it.

Author: HipsterHippy http://max.urbanup.com/5760594

29. (max) (13↑, 10↓)

a guy who sweeps you off your feet (literally) out of nowhere, sweet, funny, and cute. also a great kisser....but sadly also a guy who plays with your heart and messes around with a lot of other girls.

max is [cute] but he's such a [player] how can a [guy] like him be so...so [UGH]?\!

Author: aboolofghfdighiughrtgfg http://max.urbanup.com/5326943

30. (max) (17↑, 14↓)

a great friend someone whos allways there for you who is loved alot by everyone especialy best friends

hey look and harriet shes a max

Author: RoseForTheDeadxxx http://max.urbanup.com/4916604

31. (max) (20↑, 17↓)

a cool sexy person anyone that doesnt have this name is a loser anyone that doesnt hang out with a person with this name should die

max is cool

Author: a person that hates their name http://max.urbanup.com/4883320

32. (Max) (3↑, 1↓)

a really hot and sexy guy who is an amazing friend. He is always there for you and can helpyou out of any depressive state. He will keep your secrets and never lie to you. He is super sexy and loves to kiss. He has a very nice body and when he takes you in his arms you feel safe, like he could save you from the whole world. He is loveable and charming. His music taste is small yet good. He usually listens to the RHCP. His favourite people are John Frusciante and Jade Buckley who he loves dearly. In short he is Max.

sexy, beautiful, brave, hot, loving, jade, sex, horny, awesome, incredible, damnsexy, Max.

Author: Binxjade http://max.urbanup.com/6088590

33. (Max) (4↑, 1↓)

Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". Max is amazing with the ladies and is great to be around. He is funny and amazingly intelligent.

Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's amazing\!

Author: Koonitz http://max.urbanup.com/5962520

34. (Max) (2↑, 0↓)

A boy who used to be the most amazing person in the world. A boy who used to make me laugh. A boy who never ever made me cry, except when he made a joke, then we would laugh till we did. A boy who has incredible hazel eyes that I used to think were honest. A caring person who has lost his way in life. A boy who broke my heart. An absolute jerk. Someone who can draw. Someone who never takes anything seriously, which used to be funny but is now immature and obnoxious. Someone who I lost before I had him. Someone who makes you think he's fallen for you, then goes and kisses your best friend. Someone who dumps you and then dates your best friend. Someone who you should stay away from unless you want to get hurt. Someone who lies. A heart breaker.

guy: why are you crying? girl: because... guy: is it max again? girl: yep. guy: well you're so pretty, he doesn't deserve you. girl: i still love him. max: HEYY GUYS\!\!\! WHAT'S CRACKIN? guy: can't you see she's crying? max: yeah, so? (max leaves) guy: and you like him? girl: yeah... :(

Author: wishingonastar http://max.urbanup.com/5867047

35. (Max) (9↑, 7↓)

A boy, normally a senior, who had many talents, such as, music/jazz, acting, singing, dancing, ninja, and many more. he is VERY VERY sexy and has black hair. Not extremely tall but its hot all the same. He is a pot head, and smokes plenty a hookah. He doesn't care what anyone thinks and is very awkward. also, he is very funny and slightly annoying. Likes Taco bell and Tropical Smoothie and will never be caught without the following; a bong, a guitar, a bass, drum sticks, his brown satchel, a hangover/ drunkenness, a sexy silly smile.

Friend 1:Dude, I am SO hungry. Lets find Max and go to Taco Bell. Friend 2:Cool, then he can play us that song about cocaine on the guitar/ukelele. Friend 1:Oh yeah awesome\! then, at 4:20 we can all get high together? Friend 2:DEF\!

Author: ILoveYouMax http://max.urbanup.com/5294315

36. (MAX) (12↑, 10↓)

The act of acquiring every achievement in an Xbox 360 game. Not just completing the story, but grabbing every single point.

I maxed Gears of War yesterday. I been trying to max Modern Warfare, but it's very difficult. I really don't feel like maxing Cloning Clyde, because it's a shit pile of a game.

Author: Uncletator http://max.urbanup.com/4659597

37. (Max) (0↑, 0↓)

They are the best people ever, sensitive and understanding yet funny and can make you smile...alot...usually like to make fun of siblings who are too loud at playing video games...crazy fun to talk to and are open minded..they will always listen to you and are good at giving advice....Most lovable people ever and will always help you when you are sad......bestest best friend ever \<3

"Have you seen a Max lately?" "No, there's no one like them here. D:"

Author: bagellover http://max.urbanup.com/6368420

38. (Max) (0↑, 0↓)

The most amazing person ever, will stand up for what he believes and tends to be very defensive for others but doesnt care about himself enough. Tends to get on well with Catherine's, Sophie,s and Natasha's. Needs someone who will match him in arguments and who needs someone to care about them (usually for lack of care of themselves).

I would love to find a Max

Author: KKlepd http://max.urbanup.com/6349030

39. (Max) (0↑, 0↓)

Well i havent meet him personally but i want to. Hes outgoing usually hanging out with a large group. Tall, blonde, beautiful eyes. I feel naughty saying this but hes sexyyy. but anyway wont like talk to me. Hes smart and cool. i hope i will get to know him. Love yaaaa....max

OMGSH Look at taylor he looks good today but not as good as Max

Author: iluvu....stranger http://max.urbanup.com/6325359

40. (max) (0↑, 0↓)

Dimunitive of maximum. As far as you can go, the top limit of speed, capacity, tolerance etc.

I was pushing the car to the max but I still couldn't catch him.

Author: BT4a http://max.urbanup.com/6185490

41. (Max) (0↑, 0↓)

The cable box accompanied with [Sasktel].

Why do you have Sasktel Max?

Author: Johnny Tohnny http://max.urbanup.com/5896973

42. (max) (0↑, 1↓)

cali way of sayin a lot

it was max ppl at the party last nite

Author: chantea http://max.urbanup.com/5957012

43. (max) (12↑, 13↓)

To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.

She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.

Author: Max de Tran http://max.urbanup.com/5054642

44. (Max) (15↑, 17↓)

Someone who wants to confess something but is scared to do it. Someone who's had their heart broken more than once. Someone who has been called beautiful by more than one person. Someone who is a great friend. Someone who acts like a complete bitch at times and knows when they are. Someone who likes people for being themselves. Someone who wishes they could be like their friend. Someone who you can come to speak whats on your mind (if you need to be comforted). Someone who just cares. Someone who loves to be around people.

Max wishes he could be like his friend, Confident and okay with showing their true self. Max called her cousin a dumb-ass, Although she knew it was completely uncalled for.

Author: Confess http://max.urbanup.com/4865882

45. (Max) (6↑, 10↓)

A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.

Girl: Max told me he loved me last night\! Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.

Author: BrokenHeartedLiedTo http://max.urbanup.com/5554111

46. (Max) (14↑, 18↓)

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future [pimp].

Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts. Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.

Author: GooseDude2010 http://max.urbanup.com/5082094

47. (Max) (46↑, 50↓)

verb More commonly known as maxing, is the action of jizzing your pants while you are freak dancing with an asian chick at a dance.

Dude lets go maxing\!

Author: Ethan Litke http://max.urbanup.com/3097084

48. (Max) (1↑, 6↓)

Usual thinks they are strong Are normally rather sexual deprived Often exposes themselves as an attempt to have sexual intercourse Usually has a rather boring life Is always unsatisfying :) xxxx

A max hardon

Author: Umar tariq http://max.urbanup.com/5913255

49. (Max) (7↑, 13↓)

V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility. N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets Adj. to the largest extent, huge;

Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger? Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day. Person 1: Dude that party last night was max\!

Author: Fuzzy Wobbles http://max.urbanup.com/4496633

50. (Max) (26↑, 32↓)

A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.

GUY- Hey max what are you doing today? MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.

Author: Anonymous3445 http://max.urbanup.com/4478058

51. (max) (12↑, 19↓)

commonly refers to someone who enjoys a rusty crook on a daily basis

rusty crooks and max goes are such a daily thing

Author: tuff nigee http://max.urbanup.com/4461769

52. (Max) (32↑, 40↓)

a great guy. real good friend. knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart. dont fall too hard for this type of guy.

He's so sweet\! but he can be such a jerk\! what a max.

Author: DirtyShoeLace123 http://max.urbanup.com/3929774

53. (Max) (78↑, 88↓)

Max is a person who has shit for brains. He also has a period.

Wow, shit for brains is PMSing today. Hey shit for brains, how's it going? Max has shit for brains.

Author: hahaha3679 http://max.urbanup.com/4236763

54. (Max) (10↑, 21↓)

Max = Fail

Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock" Boy 2 - "MAX\!\!\!" I Maxed lastnight Im Maxing out everywhere Your face is such a Max

Author: NFloor http://max.urbanup.com/4920134

55. (max) (9↑, 24↓)

An alternative to using the word fail. The use is a shortened version of the word maximum to be used as the antithesis of the meaning:"the height, or peak or success, the maximum". The use of max can strangely be seen in post modern literature in an attempt to be creative about language. Sadly, the use of max as an adjective can often be overlooked or missed. Can be seen as lax written with a heavy accent.

I feel that you should avoid overworking yourself, lest your works results be max comparison to the norm.

Author: LiteraryAnonmoly http://max.urbanup.com/4015574

56. (max) (15↑, 34↓)

The creator of the website www.ytmnd.com (You're the Man Now, Dog\!). The ytmnd users are psychotically loyal to max and many claim to be willing to sacrifice life and limb for him.

Those ytmnd users treat a war against a max-hater like a fucking jihad.

Author: ebaumsworldsucks http://max.urbanup.com/1910844

57. (Max) (26↑, 54↓)

to take a dump, and or shit on ones face,

OHH fuck dude I just got a max on my fucking face. Damn

Author: Big Papa 22 http://max.urbanup.com/3528096

58. (Max) (12↑, 41↓)

Max, a totally random, super guy\! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going.... usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend

melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max\! lol

Author: LemonMayo http://max.urbanup.com/3907395

59. (max) (13↑, 44↓)

A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.

Look at him, hes such a max.

Author: LOLOLUMAD http://max.urbanup.com/4198939

60. (Max) (25↑, 57↓)

Total douche with a huge penis. Likes to act gay, but won't put out for other guys who act gay.

1: Hey dude, let's go to hot topic and act gay\! 2: No man, Max is in there. He won't put out.

Author: SearchingforthePrincess http://max.urbanup.com/3711109

61. (Max) (34↑, 68↓)

The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard

I can still make you happy\! To the maaaaaaxxx (max)

Author: Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro http://max.urbanup.com/2302876

62. (Max) (11↑, 47↓)

a big fat piece of shit that is in the Buttterfly gang rank= underboss

max steinbauer is cool

Author: kalvyn http://max.urbanup.com/3961436

63. (Max) (11↑, 50↓)

A fat [chode] boi from Long Beach Cali whose favorite thing to do is make disgusting concoctions of gross food then happily slurp it down. He also does this with [penis]. Max thinks he can rap but he really can't and he's white.

guy \#1: Hey roberto does ju wanna go see Max rap down in Long Beach? guy \#2; Nah esse, hes probly gonna steal all of our food. guy\#3: Yeaaaahh brah, Max's only claim to fame is that those kool peoples [Sublime] and [Snoop Dogg] are from there. guy \#1: You homies are right, Max is [gay].

Author: ballaballa123 http://max.urbanup.com/3887050

64. (max) (116↑, 157↓)

A word which means to relax

Shit back and max man

Author: B's up C's down http://max.urbanup.com/2086375

65. (Max) (15↑, 57↓)

A dumbass that says he is not fat or small and denies everything

wow you are a Max\!

Author: Dman9212 http://max.urbanup.com/3695270

66. (Max) (18↑, 65↓)

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag? Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis. Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd. Me: Ew, nerds. Girl: Haha :D

Author: Piggy-Ann http://max.urbanup.com/3923728

67. (max) (14↑, 64↓)

a synonym for [awkward silence]

1) blahdy blah blah blah ..................................... "MAX" 2) *crickets...*

Author: bob saggett http://max.urbanup.com/2918978

68. (max) (27↑, 79↓)

1. any awkward moment 2. any short person 3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head

1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max. 2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max\! 3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO\! I'm a Max."

Author: Maxiiiii http://max.urbanup.com/2970044

69. (Max) (26↑, 89↓)

Compulsive [liar], tries to make girls [jealous], [Low life] people have this name\> This name should stay a dogs name. Usually cute from behind but totally not in the front. [Jerk].

OMG Have you talked to max lately? No, gag me with a frickin spoon\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: moomoos http://max.urbanup.com/3298379

70. (Max) (46↑, 123↓)

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the [L Word].

I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max. She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.

Author: Ashley Joy http://max.urbanup.com/2403428

71. (Max) (15↑, 105↓)

Tight pant waring, curly hair can usually be seen listening to nick jonas on pink ipod ps. Usually GAY

Max Doblin

Author: Dan Brownstein http://max.urbanup.com/3322870

72. (Max) (53↑, 181↓)

Max is Possibly the worst [boyfriend] ever. Simple as that.

Eww Max. Don't go out with him he's terrible at making out and he's ugly.

Author: ohyeahit'semilyshescool http://max.urbanup.com/1740308

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Last updated: 2012.03.01